What's it like to make love to Robert Pattinson in the back of a luxurious limo? Millions of women all over the world would lop off their right arms to find out. But they shouldn't ask Rob's girlfriend, Kristen Stewart. Although K-Stew may have been there and done that, she's not talking. Ask R-Pattz's beautiful Cosmopolis co-star, Juliette Binoche.
In a recent interview, Oscar-winning French actress Juliette Binoche dished on her experiences having "vehicular sex" with Twilight heart-throb, Robert Pattinson in David Cronenberg's eagerly awaited thriller, Cosmopolis. But Twihards, beware. Somehow, Binoche's memories of getting busy with one of the most famous male sex symbols on earth weren't as hot as she'd probably expected.
"I make love in the limo! Belonging to Robert Pattinson," Binoche recalled, "[a] fabulously wealthy man who wants it all and loses it all! It sounds like Cronenberg, doesn't it? Director of photography, Peter Suschitzky, lights up each shot like a painting. Robert and I were alone in the car with a camera and a microphone, and we could hear David's voice coming from a distance: we would redo a take, then another one, etc. There was something clinical about it..."
Well, being alone in the limo with only the microphone and camera sounds pretty hot. But lights going off? David Cronenberg yelling directions through the limo walls? And the whole thing seemed clinical? Poor Juliette Binoche. Her big love scene with Rob sounds more onerous than sexy. Although it started out intriguingly sensual, it seemed to grow lukewarm and fall flat--like a big tease. Which according to Binoche was precisely the effect Cronenberg wanted to convey. Binoche's character, an art saleswoman, emerges from her tryst with the wealthy and handsome younger man feeling "lonely, miserable. And that's exactly what David wanted to tell: the sense of a world that falls and loses."
Goodness. Sounds depressing. Oh well, looks like Robert Pattinson fans will have to wait to see the movie and decide for themselves if his limo love scenes with Juliette Binoche are hot or not. Cosmopolis is scheduled for release later this year.